Go the F k to Sleep

Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night.

Go the F  k to Sleep

Go the F k to Sleep

Go the Fk to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity. With illustrations by Ricardo Cortés, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive and pants-wettingly funny—a book for parents new, old and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children. The cats nestle close to their kittens, The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. Please go the fk to sleep. The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I’ll read you one very last book if you swear You’ll go the fk to sleep. The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep. I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the fk down, my darling, and sleep.

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Go the F**k to Sleep
Language: en
Pages: 32
Authors: Adam Mansbach
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2011-07-06 - Publisher: Text Publishing

Go the Fk to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the
Go the F*ck to Sleep: Go the Fk to Sleep
Language: en
Pages: 24
Authors: Adam Mansbach
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2017-10-19 - Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Go the F*ck to Sleep is a book for hard working parents who struggle away every night to put their children to sleep. This book understands the innermost frustrations and anger of the parents who go through the bedtime lullaby ordeals every night to put their kids to sleep. The
Fuck, Now There Are Two of You
Language: en
Pages: 32
Authors: Adam Mansbach
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2019-10 - Publisher:

The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-selling Go the Fuck to Sleep series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives.
F**k, Now There Are Two of You
Language: en
Pages: 32
Authors: Adam Mansbach
Categories: Humor
Type: BOOK - Published: 2019-10-01 - Publisher: Text Publishing

Another wickedly funny bedtime story for grown-ups from the bestselling author of Go The F**k to Sleep.
Sleep Disorders
Language: en
Pages: 720
Authors: Pasquale Montagna, Sudhansu Chokroverty
Categories: Medical
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-10-22 - Publisher: Elsevier

Sleep Disorders Part 1 offers a glimpse of developments that focus on diagnostic techniques in the field of neurobiology of sleep. This part discusses the models of the rapid eye movement (REM) sleep mechanism; issues regarding sleep states, stages, and memory consolidation; and advances in the understanding of the sleep-wake

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